AUDITIONS FOR THAMES MUSIC THEATRE
We are auditioning for two things. Please click on the links to find out more:
1.
►►► HONK! ◄◄◄ ages 10-18
2.
►►► The Ragged Child ◄◄◄ ages 10-18
APPLY FOR AN AUDITION
We are useing TicketSource to manage our auditions bookings. Please book your audition here:
►►► Application Form ◄◄◄
(if you are part of the 'Joseph' company please do not apply here: you will be told what do separately)
Materials for the first-round auditions
(Sat 30th Aug 2025, Sunday 31 Aug 2025,
Sunday 7 Sept 2025, Sunday 14 Sep 2025)
PREPARED SONG
For those who don’t know 'Consider Yourself' from Oliver!, you can find a demonstration
track on YouTube here:
►►► Consider Yourself ◄◄◄If this link doesn’t work, simply type 'Consider Yourself' into the YouTube search box. We’re just using the first verse.
Sing it in a strong cockney accent and try to perform it with hand and face gestures to fit the words.
You may use a copy of the words if necessary, but good if you can learn it:
Consider yourself at home
Consider yourself one of the family
We’ve taken to you so strong
It’s clear …. we’re…. going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture
There isn’t a lot to spare
Who cares? … What … ever we got we share.
If it should chance to be we should see some harder days
Empty larder days, why grouse?
Always a chance we’ll meet somebody to foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the ‘ouse!
Consider yourself our mate
We don’t want to have no fuss
For after some consideration we can state
Consider yourself one of us!
PREPARED DIALOGUE